wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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