my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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