too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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