Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
...so i touched it.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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