okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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