Don't you send me to vm
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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