i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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