This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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