my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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