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Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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