ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
id be glad to
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
