He asked to "fluff my boner.."
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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