i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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