She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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