If i come over, it means nothing
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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