i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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