I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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