Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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