Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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