Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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