Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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