He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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