It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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