I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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