It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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