i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
