If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
