If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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