ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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