The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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