it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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