Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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