i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What a fucking waste of an outfit
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
do nipples grow back?
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