I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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