I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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