road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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