it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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