Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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