sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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