Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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