I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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