Kiss
Puke
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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