Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Randomize
