the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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