What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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