mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I wish there were birth control emojis
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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