we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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