i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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