I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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