I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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