I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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