Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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