ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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