Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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