is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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