when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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