Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I didn't shave. On purpose
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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