ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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