Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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